Angguk-angguk Geleng-geleng

Kelas Tadika

Ayah: Apsal BI adik asyik dapat kosong je?
Adik: Eh ayah!tu bukan kosong.Tadi cikgu adik dah bagi bintang banyak kat kawan2
lain.Ada dapat 5 bintang,4 bintang la.Bila turn adik je bintang dah abis.Sebab
tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.


Father : Why did you fail mathematics test?
Son : On Monday,teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday,she said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday,she said 6+2=8.If she can't make
up her mind,how do I know the right answer?


Mother : Ain,come here!
Ain : Yes Mum
Mother : You really disappoint me.Your result are getting worse.
Ain : But,I will get my report book tomorrow!
Mother : I know that,But,I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow,so,I'm going to scolding
you now!